Source: Flickr / oliverpeel
TEGAN CUT HER HAIR
half these notes are from me reblogging this picture so damn much
i’ll contribute to that cause! *drools*
What is this, the 15th time I’ve reblogged?
but whatever.1,000 notes! crazy! hahah i kinda helped.. :3
(via saraqueer)
Source: unreleasedsong
- Sara: For some reason, I thought I would tell you tonight the first thing that jumps into my mind everytime I play the song (Alligator) which is, um, this girl - her name was Christina. I won't give you her last name because I don't think that's fair in this time of social networking 'cos you would look for her. Because you would, and let's be real, you would. So I'm not gonna tell you what her last name is. I wish I could but I'm not gonna tell you. Anyways, so Christina was what I would like to call my first, um --
- Tegan: Wife!
- Sara: ...girlfriend, my first love. Because she...
- Tegan: They were five.
- Sara: Well, we were five, but...
- Audience: *laughing*
- Sara: Fine, laugh, but, um
- Tegan: They laughed because...
- Sara: No...
- Tegan: They laughed because - I wish you could just pop one of your ears out - they laughed because someone went "aww!" and I was like "she was five" right after that..
- Sara: Right, right..
- Tegan: They were laughing at me not at you, so...
- Sara: *looking embarassed*
- Tegan: They're not laughing at you.
- Audience: Awwwww!
- Tegan: You should not worry.
- Sara: I'm not worried.
- Tegan: She wasn't. Sara wasn't. Let me interpret her for you. What she was doing was looking down and pushing her bangs out of her face. She was being slutty.
- Audience: *applause*
- Tegan: Alright, tell the fuckin story already!
- Sara: Well, I wasn't the one interrupting me, but um, anyways, Christina Simpson. Oh, geez..
- Audience: *laughter/applause*
- Sara: I mean Christina SAMPSON, she, oh god, it's a very popular name, I fuckin dare you to find her!
Source: saraquinbanter
I think it’s pretty obvious why Tegan and Sara would never crowd surf at their shows.
Knowing their fans, they wouldn’t give them back.
Sara would be locked in my basement.
(via prison-is-not-a-joke)
Source: lazylumberjack
Technicolor Jacket Guy
- Sara: The only time I've ever seen a musical was actually when i was in Grade 12-
- Tegan: That was Grade 9.
- Sara: No, no. That was Grade 12.
- Tegan: Are you talking about Joseph and the?
- Sara: I don't know.
- Tegan: (Talking to their step-dad in the audience) Bruce? When did we go to see the amazing technicolor jacket guy?
- Sara: It was Grade 12.
- Tegan: What was it Bruce?
- Bruce: Twelve.
- Sara: Grade 12, thank you.
- Tegan: Just so you know, it wasn't Grade 12.
- Sara: It was Grade 12.
- Tegan: It wasn't, cause I still had long hair.
- Sara: It was Grade 12, Tegan was in Grade 9, she was held back. We didn't call her dumb, it was more like she was slow. She was special. Tegan really focused on things in High School-
- Tegan: I'll bet you both 250 dollars each.
- Sara: I'll bet you a fuckin million dollars.
- Tegan: A million dollars? I don't think you have a million dollars, but I think you have 250 that has my fuckin name written all over it.
Source: spoonforahundredhours
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Hey! My name's Charlie (I'm a girl.) I'm obsessed with Tegan and Sara. I don't own any pictures that I post.
